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All this information here is false and is made for humor reasons only, Do not take any of this seriously.
NEW HISTORY(BEFORE TIME ITSELF)
Before there was light, before there was darkness, before there was time itself, there were symboltic spirits floating
in the vast nothingness. No color, no sound, no taste, no feelings or senses of any kind because the word nothing didnt even
have any filling in it. No space at all...just nothing and the symbotic creatures still stood there floating but yet not moving
and they did "something". These "spirits" are known today simply as wisemen but then.....but then they were known as nothing.
Only because there was nothing, but with the code and rules of genetics they became something. They were born into life and
soon they slowly but surley created the universe. One thing led to another, glowing stars grew into planets as nebulas grew
into galaxies. Worlds and life itself was created and soon evil and good took their roles. Through the eyes of a wisemen this
is just a mere spec of what really can get close to their capacties in their minds, as for a shallow human it would shatter
and expolde their minds simoteansuly with schronized abmassity. The power oh yes the power is within the wisemen so help us
now oh great ones as they are the ones who created the land and obstructed what is now justice. The spirits of equal light
and dark, the gases and symbotic ones move through the atmosphere as if they were as high as us on the caste system but their
karma is not as great as the holy ones oh no oh no. Mewtwo, Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos were all there to help with the worlds.
The wisemen created these great pokemon to help guide the lost souls and help them burn their pain, freeze their emotions,
zap their angerness, and go deep inside their minds. Fairies were there to help guide the dead lost ones also, leprechauns
were to trick the clever, elves to help the weak, mermaids to fuck the ugly, unicorns to transport the handicapped, giants
to make yao mang look like a child, gremlins to make lil david look decent, and animals and insects just to live like us,
like slobs, like worthless things breeding and growing but destroying ourselves at the same time. The disgust and nasty growing
on us like fungi mutating and infecting the flesh upon us as we stand there molded there to the ground like a creature from
an unknown nature. The forinity abstracted itself simtactively and emerged into light and weaved the outskirts of darkness
through knetic force and potential power. The universe, once a vast nothing now filled with stars and junk and worlds and
in the world of earth the "humans" play their roles and do as they wish. Until the world grew corrupt and the government depended
on us...the wisemen.
It all started when people were rioting and destroying the world. Chaos roamed across the lands
of the earth. People were losing faith in the government, and the government was losing faith in themselves. They had only
one option left, they needed a group of smart collectives to rule the world, and that is where we came in.
Brent was a fighter who understood the ways of the races. He knew how they connected and
how they behaved. Growing up in a harsh enviroment he fought his way to the top, and his brilliant ideas came to life through
the poverty of the world.
Josh was an individual who mastered the ways of communication through his eyes only. With his ability
to control the weather he gained trust with the people and the nature of plants and animals.
Lee was a man who spoke his thoughts. The people heard his points of views and he quickly
was seen by the government. Inventor of the SDFM(secret decisions for man) and the FEGB(fraud events, good benefits) he had
the world hooked on things they wanted to see.
We came together on Febuary 30, 1998, a secret fake day thought up by
josh. We discussed how the world should be runned and how the people should be led. Lee thought that if we showed the public
what they wanted to see, and not the real truth, then they will be happier. From that day forward the world slowly grew to
be a better place. Every major event was planned by us, the wisemen's commettee(to keep it secret it was known as the bron-y-aur).
From the Y2K deal all the way to the bombing of the two towers, it was all a cover up. An unknown nation bombed the buildings(which
were a bron-y-aur fortresses) in 2000. We said it was a made up charater named bin laden that lived in afganistan because
there was a brewing war between them and the jews. Y2K was a cover up for the world to pay attention to that instead of the
transfer of our flow of information into a super machine.
We made the elections, we made the assinations, we made the
storms and destructions. Our government asks why? People asks why? The reason why is as easy as an example with goldfish.
Lets say you have a tank filled with water. Now there is two goldfish in that tank and over time they multipy. The old goldfish
will die and the young will make more. But lets say that the birth rate is more than the death rate. Do you know what will
happen if that tank is filled with goldfish all the way to the top. They will all die, so my point is that earth has a limit,
and sometimes natural disaters is a sad way to eliminate. It is very hurtful on our part but we have to do it, for the sake
of the human race and all the other races.
Many people tried to compete or challenge us. Some got far but none got close. One man was a man by the name of Al Gore.
He said he was tired of being a pawn in a game. He wanted to be higher than the pawn, he wanted to be the king. He tried to
corrupt the system and so i had no choice but to let george bush win the election. We made up the whole close race thing to
inspire george bush with his ridiclous plans which we turned down many of times. Al Gore would of won by a longshot but we
couldn't let no simple minded class person step up that far.
Another situation was the tsunamai in Sri Lanka. This nation was secertly building chemical
poisons and bombs behind our backs. We told them they have three months to rid of the weapons. Three months later the weapons
were gone. We were happy with the response from them. One month later we find those same weapons in the hands of another nation,
a nation called Iraq. We questioned the heck outta their leader, saddam and got no responses. We then suspected Sri Lanka
was behind this. They finally admitted the truth and said they sold Iraq the weapons along with other nations close by. Josh
told them they were going to regret it and soon enough years later josh unleashed a tsunami upon them.
People think that led zeppelin won the life time achievement award because
of me, but that was a natural cause.
Bolo got sick and tired of janet jackson so he ruined her by forcing
justin to expose her breast to the world.
Kobe Byrant was getting too good so we acused him of raping a girl.
The R. Kelly and Micheal Jackson deals were real.
Saddam died in the year 2002. We replaced him and kept him alive so
we can keep america anxious to kill him.
Lil david was an escaped experiment that got too much publicity
so we let him suffer by living the real life.
Arnold Swarz. is a robot created in 1999. He was programmed to
say only a few lines.
Jay Leno will be leaving late night and conan o brian will replace
him. Jay leno is actually going to be fired but no one wants to see a comedian get fired, only replaced. Plus conan is
way funnier.
The patriots only win the super bowls because of their patriotic
symbol, get people to believe in the government.
In three years we will take over canada.
John kerry decieded to take us on too so we forced
him to quit at the last second and now another four years of george doubleya is on.
Hurricane Ivan was a storm that was only made for
the public to feel scared and hold on to each other, plus nothing good was going to happen during that time.
Because of P. Diddy ripping off Kashmir from led zeppelin,
we made him suffer with all his stupid ideas. Everyone suddenly lost interest in him starting with "making the band" and he
slowly died out when the 2004 election was over and his "vote or die" program was terminated. Over the next five years he
will try programs such as "viva la diddy" and "vote or die 2: reloaded" and he will be assanated by a man by the name of Tupac.
A powerful wave of elecrical currency will shoot out from japan all over the world
frying every microchip in cell phones on earth, including the microchip in arnold's head.
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