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Interesting Ideas Ladies and Gentlemen
Top Ten Things To do In An Elevator
10. Sit in a chair and read a newspaper
9. Do push ups and not move for other people
8. Dj
7. Get a giant fat suit and pretend like your stuck
6. Get up in a person's face and stare them down
5. Get all your friends to stand there with trench coats, sunglasses, black clothes, and
briefcases
4. Fire a cap gun at someone right when the door opens
3. Slap a person's hand from pressing a button
2. Stand there naked with a boner
1. Lay there on fire laughing
Top Ten Places To Do A Drug Deal
10. In a dark alley
9. In a Mcdonald's restroom
8. In a trashcan
7. In Robby's van
6. In a street light on a dark street where there is no other street lights
5. Krypton
4. While someone is giving you a speech on why drugs are bad
3. In batman's batcave
2. While the guards are checking you by the metal detector
1. Mr. Lansing's office while your talking to him
Top Ten Places To Throw A Glass Bottle At Somebody And Say It Wasn't You
10. In a cafeteria
9. Waiting in line at Mcdonalds
8. On a via bus
7. At an 80's dance club
6. At a gym while everyone is working out
5. At the movies
4. In lil david's room when its just you and him
3. In a dark alley while someone is doing a drug deal
2. In a restroom when its just you and some other guy
1. In Mr. Lansing's office when its just you and him talking
Top Ten Ways To Spit In Someone's Face
10. The good old average spit
9. The spit and then the flick off
8. Slap then spit and then slap again
7. The triple spit
6. The spit and a kick to the head at the same time
5. While they are spitting at you so it hits theres and comes back to them twice as hard
4. While headbutting them
3. From the top of a building(the gravity spit)
2. While pushing them out a window
1. The repetitive spit along with the multiple slaps
Top Twenty Ways To Make Lil David Mad
20. Laugh at him for no reason
19. Tell him he is gay
18. Bring up the fact that he doesnt brush his teeth
17. Make his own two friends hate him also
16. Act like he is not there
15. Make fun of his lack of skating
14. Walk into his room and catch him listening to ramstein.
13. Just being in the same room as him while he plays with his light saber.
12. Mess up his home made star wars video
11. Ditch him
10. Move something of his somewhere else.
9. Use up the hot water in the shower
8. Make sure that everything you tell him is a lie to completely mess his brain up
7. Say your opinion so he can get mad and say "thats your opinion".
6. Make a squeek and not let him sleep
5. Wake him up with loud music next to his ears and have him get up and say "dude i have
sensitive hearing"
4. Make fun of his gay boy music such as system of a down, nine inch nails, ramstein,
mudvayne.
3. Physically hit him
2. Get his mom to see him
1. Destroy his Lunar video games right infront him
Top Ten Ways To Take Out Your Anger
10. Punch a wall(small but efficient)
9. Break every single item in the house
8. Drive your parents' cars off cliffs
7. Pound your head against the ground like a crazy mad man
6. Throw large rocks at cars that pass by on the road and fight the ones that get out and try
to start crap with you
5. Write a list of the top ten ways to take out your anger
4. Do any of the steps in the list above
3. Kill your parents
2. Shoot up your school
1. Build a secret base on the moon and fire nuclear missiles at earth and completely destroy
it.
Top Ten Ways To Escape A Conversation
10. Just say you gotta go
9. Get a friend to call you on your phone and act like that was a call for you to go somewhere.
8. Run away
7. Start speaking spanish and walk away slowly
6. Start throwing rocks at the person
5. Start scratching yourself crazy and say you have lice and the person will freak out.
4. Spit on the person
3. Slowly walk backwards tippy toeing
2. Bust caps in the person and run away
1. Throw smoke bombs and rape the person and run
Top Eleven Ways To Clean Your Gun
11. With the safety button off and fully loaded in case of enemies attacking you at the moment.
10. With your feet to impress the other gun cleaners.
9. With blood to pretend like your a hardcore serial killer.
8. In the shower so you can get two things done at once.
7.Next to a pile of fake movie prop guns to show the actors how a real gun should be handled.
6. While falling off a cliff so you can prepare yourself for a much less painful death.
5. With it in your mouth to have both hands scrubbing.
4. Infront of your son's class to show the students everything they need to know.
3. On a bumpy ride on a busy highway.
2. Right before the cop walks up to your car window.
1. Just before you kill yourself
Top Ten Reasons Why Nobody Likes Robby
10. Hes gay
9. Hes cocky
8. He brags too much
7. He hates his mom
6. Hes spoiled
5. He looks gay
4. Doesnt like chinese plums
3. Goes crazy mad at his board to look like hes cool or something
2. He talks a lot of shit
1. He hates people for talking shit about him even though they dont but he talks mega shit about
them anyways.
Top Ten Reasons Why You Want To Be Like Me(Lee)
10. Cause im hot, seriously
9. Cause im good luck
8. Cause i could C-walk
7. Cause i have long beautiful hair
6. Cause my balls are worth a million kazillion dollars
5. Cause im a balla, wisemen, and an OG
4. Cause your ugly
3. Cause i know Tony Yayo and 50 Cent
2. Cause i have good sword skills
1. Cause im good at dodgeball
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