2. Notice i said the word guess, therefore theres a chance you arent reading this, but the only way this message could get out is by reading this.

 

3. You probaly thought that was pointless.

 

4. You most likely are sitting down.

 

6. All polar bears are left-handed, not kidding.

 

7. You either already knew that or were facinated by it.

 

8. You probaly think this is ridiculous, i dont really know.

 

9. Notice i spelled the word "think" wrong in number 8.

 

10. You probaly just looked at number 8 and noticed the word "think" was spelled correctly

 

11. You feel a little stupid now

 

12. You probaly noticed number 5.

 

13. You probaly just scrolled up and looked at it.

 

14. You probaly just smiled and laughed a little.

 

15. Now your laughing more.

 

16. Your probaly scared to read the next line.

 

17. You probaly aren't because your doing it right now.

 

18. Notice your on number 18

 

19. You probaly looked at the number just to make sure i wasnt tricking you.

 

20. I am a genius.

 

21. You are now under my control.

 

22. Well you may not of noticed that there was no period on line number 10.

 

23. You might have been stupid enough to scroll up there and check to see if there was a period there. If you didnt im proud of you young lad.

 

24. Is this a test?

 

25. Who am i?

 

26. ?

 

27. I see a question mark in your head.

 

28. Read the next passage outloud.

 

29. There once was a man that owned a cat and it played with the
the rat in the basement and together they were a big happy family.

 

30. Im guessing you didnt read it outloud.

 

31. Either way when you read it you didnt notice there are two "the"'s right next to each other, it is said at the part in the passage "and it played with the the rat.....".

 

32. You looked back at it.

 

33. you smiled and thought back to when you read it.

 

34. you will die in 9 hours and 30 mintues.