Food, Sleeping, New Shoes, New Decks, Cheesecake, China Sea, Carving Bowls, Computers, Music,
Skating, Taco Salad, Goldeneye for N64, Money, Power, The Sun, Soda, Kool-Aid, lucky charms and totinos pizza, skate videos, led zeppelin, family guy, the beatles, wisemen, just the n64 itself, changing
your room, calculators, love, gold, ipod, tripod, peapod, p.o.d.(jk), all other pods, no school days, exploring, acomplishing
even the smallest thing, long hair, McGrizzles, steaks, any type of meat, pepsi and sunkist, my wallet, via passes, long showers,
a night at the roxbury, john kerry, ipath, via, money, blueberry everything, laughing, double quarter pounders with cheese,
grey hoodies, white t shirts, black t shirts, my long hair, posters, classic rock, toothpicks, reading, writing, biology,
figuring out life problems, being alive, making out with girls, skaters with good style(mainly rob ken.), friends, profits,
taking my time, making stuff, woodshops, waking up at 6:00 am and breathing the crisp air and going to a restaurant to eat
and look out the window after working all night, quisting my thirst, relaxing in a pool or jacuzzi, steam, opening the fridge
and having a thousnad different things to choose to eat, working for money, having so many good cds, sex, looking back at
the good times, laughing about the bad times, being at the top of the food chain, the feeling that comes upon you when cold
air hits you when your hot and sweaty, waking up naturally, not being forced to sleep, mochilas(backpacks)greatest invention
of the world, cereal, a wad of cash(even if its only like twenty dollars), when your dreams come true, fat butts, sitting
and talking at a table, crusin, swimming by myself, viewing great structures made by man, electricity, sloving puzzles, cell
phones that play music, orgasims, collections, placing the last piece into a puzzle, cheap items, cheesecake, twelve pound
tacos, napkins, writing stories, mirrors, brushes, oreos, milkshakes, oreo milkshakes, being pumped when skating, when everyone
is having a good time skating, the feeling after doing tons of homework, getting the highest grade on a test when you sleep
everyday in that class, camo, messing with lil dav dog, exploring new spots, fur, the smell of new shoes, the way a new shirt
feels, looking in a catalog for something you are going to buy, taking pictures, memories, a day in the life, mechanical pencils,
really expensive pens, the feeling after landing something that you would of never expected to land, chicago, traveling really
far in a van and being comfrontable playing a game or eating, having a conversation with someone on the phone before you go
to sleep, waking up before everybody and going to sleep after everybody, nature, animals you see that you never seen before,
blank cds, abnormal events, when teachers ask you to do a project on the computer and you just copy and paste and get a 100,
when teachers think you are cheating and you prove them wrong, getting sent to the office for a stupid reason and the principle
doesnt give you nothing, the feeling of wanting to be in the shower forever, reaching the point of no return when you are
masterbating, watching people take AP classes and not go to college, listening to all the people say they are gonna go to
ace, things that look all cool and useful but are just there for decoration, getting so much air that it feels like you
cant get much higher, skipping school and having one of the best times you ever had, myself, when miracles come true, when
you land a trick that feels so perfect, going out to skate and having such a great time and coming home to see lil david caked
in his bed, partying, hanging out with two other people because it is the perfect number of other people to hang out with,
people that talk to you when you dont even know them, always having something planned and something to do, listening
to music all day at school when no one can even tell if you are listening to music, having more likes and dislikes than josh,
american dad, taking a poop and wiping your butt to find nothing on it, the 60s and 70s, that 70s show, having a good shirt
that no one else has, giving out IOUs, when i get stuff on my birthday, or on christmas, or for no reason, being filled with
joy, watching rich white people sing christmas carols, dueling gloves, winning in every game possible, skating for a whole
day with a car with no people smashing you, lookin back at the day with a ton of footy, keychains, looking at a collection
that other people dreamed they had, dominating, led zeppelin, pink floyd, the beatles, when jimmy page strums his guitar in
that way that just makes you go uh, when music makes you look like a fool infront of everyone, breathing in after brushing
your teeth/using mouth wash, when you have something you need at the right moment and you didnt expect that moment to happen,
my dad for doing whatever he could do to make me go this this school, clicking done on this website, not forgetting anything,
having the same backpack since 6th grade and realizing that you saved around a thousand dollars, recieving stuff in the mail,
realizing how good some food is instead of eating it for hunger, getting fat and then skinny, saying jokes about a scary movie
while you watch it, lil david yelling out a warning before he enters the room, when a girl you like says that she likes you
too, realizing bad mistakes before they happen and showing everyone that you were right, when wishes come true, a tool box,
zoo york, ipath, gsa, when your gsa credit card gets full, people who apperciate you for who you are, having a way longer
list than josh, trashcans, shooting a basketball from a mile away and making it, when i rain threes, when i rain on trees,
going to your new class only to find your friends there, lasers, messing with people and they start laughing cause you and
your friends are laughing and your laughing cause they dont know whats going on, getting ready for something big, having so
many good cds that everyone you know surrounds you and trys to borrow them, when bad people get what they deserve, people
that think they can get away with it but dont, looking at all my cds and trying to figure out what i should listen to, when
you carve the bowl and your hair is flown back and your shirt is waving with the velocites you are going at, being early to
anything besides class, when a girl touches the back of my head, when people owe you money, having the magic stick, taunting
people on blitiz, roller coaster tycoon, the sims, gtasa, all metal gear solid games, when you help someone out, new car smell,
holding weed in your hands and looking how beautiful it is, seeing robert kenworthy at san pedro park and skating with him,
the beauty of physics, earth: our creation, taking a hot shower and letting the steam engulf your body, typing fast, sitting
down to watch a movie with the remote control next to you and having a big dinner on a tray extending across your body as
you lay there on the floor with pillows supporting you back and the lights are slightly dimmed, having a chest or box full
of stuff you dont need but you keep it anyways, having all your papers filed, being organized, sleeping so comfrontable that
even the loudest noises dont wake you up, CRUNCHY PEANUTBUTTER, every single led zeppelin song created by those gods, at the
end of the day in science where everyone puts up there chairs, when you get home from school and when you place the backpack
onto the floor and all the pain and tension from school desperses into the air, candles, notebooks that are filled with stuff
from a long time ago, some much likes and dislikes that it will take more than twenty nine hours to read it all, when my hair
is waved the right way, experimenting, when people go into your room and say they like it, coming up with the most creative
tricks on the most creative spots, busting out, knowing more about the beatles history than everyone else, reading huge thousand
page books on the beatles and other bands, when the weather is at the right temperture, when you can see that extra mile,
when you acomplished something einstein hasnt, snl, when you feel like you can do your tricks ten feet high, THE AIR GUITAR,
when music never stops, when people never quit skating even after a bad injury, when david says something to me and i have
my headphones on and he gets mad and starts saying something but i still cant hear him cause my headphones are still on, when
people try to argue with me for like an hour and at the end i prove them wrong(usually lil ditch dog), when i walk through
a cloud of smoke in slow motion while kashmir is playing, watching two vegaterians have beef aganist each other, taking things
to the next level
Round 2
love, the different features of the world and the ones that hasnt been discovered by man(we found them),
being so cool and popular its not funny, solving other peoples problems, josh thinking he can....wait josh even thinking he
can, taking a walk and getting a lot off your mind, grooving, eating so many different foods that when you go back to a food
you ate before it becomes twice as good, being the king at something, trying to laugh as unloudly as you can, copy, paste,
getting away with stuff, josh thinking he has it made, reflections, refractions, when people ask you stupid questions and
you reply with sarcastic answers, fantasies, having multiple things, backups of things, looking upon the stairway to heaven,
gazing upon the ocean, traveling the riverside with blues, exploring over the hills and far away, walking out on the tiles,
thinking about the good times, bad times, boogieing with stu, being sick again, having a black dog, taking my hats off to
roy harper, holding four sticks, running to royal orleans, getting trampled underfoot, waking up in the evening, having a
communication breakdown, being dazed and confused, having a living loving maid, the fact that i like to ramble on, when the
song remains the same, when im going to california, eating custard pie, sitting down by the seaside, risking my life for your
life, when its nobodys fault but mine, when its tea for one, when mama brings it on home, eating a hot dog, my friends, when
its a celebration day, looking upon the battle of evermore, singing the rain song, immigrant song, wanton song, lemon song,
asking how many more times, saying thank you, when its down to achilles last stand, when i talk about in my time of dying,
when i have no quarter, when my shirts are made of kashmir, celebrating the dancing days, when thats the way, having to have
a link at the bottom of your page to go back to the top because your likes and dislikes are so much longer than joshs, remebering
the good old days, looking back at the day and being grateful that your still alive, watching lil david play star wars with
his friends on his roof, doing a trick so nice and it wasnt even the nicest you ever done it, laying down, being outside with
blankets and a cookout right next to you, hugging a girl so tight that you want her and your bones to break, roughness, being
in pain so much that its funny, watching someone get pissed over the stupidest things(mostly robby, scalf, and lil david),
watching lil david yell at a video game with his fatal fury hat on, when something very amazing happens while your sitting
there bored, having dreams about a girl you know and waking up only to call her up, skating down a long street and doing tricks
like its nothing, making the unskateable skateable, when people take annoying stuff off your hands, cooking my own stuff and
sitting down to eat it with pride, watching everyone else have drama among them, finding money you hid a long time ago, when
everything is perfect, when you go to the bus stop right when the bus gets there, taking care of business, giant quilts, making
out for so long that your tounge gets tired, sucecceding in everything you do, dying and coming back to life, dominating
everyting possible, when victory is yours, doing the impossible, having great amounts of everything that everyone wants to
borrow it from you, having absolute power, when you agrue with someone for hours and everyone knows the other person is wrong,
profits, doing work for rich people that overpay you greatly, landing all your tricks first try very clean, when people realize
that they should of listened to you, CHINESE PLUMS, flying(on your skateboard, ive never flown on an airplane), planning out
your whole week and everything goes perfect, knowing that you were born in chicago, cheerios with strawberrys and bananas,
adding sugar to rice crispies to make them better, all kellogs cereal, having something different about you that everybody
loves, when your favorite person shows up at the most unexpected moment, working hard, chilling, chilling, chilling, drinking
something so good that you can feel it go all the way to the pit of your stomache, waking up and going to school knowing all
your homework is done, being completely clean and rejuvanated, watching people try to get in your business, when your golden,
watching the sun set, watching it rise, watching them both in the same day, when everyone appricates what you done, being
the best editor and knowing that everyone knows it, all the old nick shows like global guts, legends of the lost temple, what
would you do, clarrisa explains it all, doug, rockos modern life, and everything on snick, when you laugh so hard from family
guy that you cant even hear the joke right after it(but thats why you have the dvds so you can watch them over and over again.),
exploding stuff, comets and eclispses, wondering whats out there, having the place to your self, reading and everyone being
happy for you for some reason, being the best at everything i do. betting on pool, gambling cause im only the best, being
so lucky, being so magically delicious, being so cool that when i walk everyone else has to stop until im outta sight, being
the funniest person and knowing that everyone knows it, making people laugh, crusing somewhere and it doesnt even matter,
watching scientists try to come up with theorys, looking back at all the time i wasted playing with yo-yos even though i was
the best at it, doing one handed push ups, listening to lil david say "jesus chirst oh lord man!!" after he gets off the phone
with his mom, when something doesnt work because of lil david and i come around to touch it and everything gets better, making
things look so easy when there not, when all the girls love you and you really only love one other girl, clicking done on
this thing, when there are no limits, setting rules for lil david and putting his leash on, EVERYTHING ABOUT BONZAI AND ZEN,
the clocks with sand in them, when people walk into your room and are amazed by it, wishing, when your wishes come true, taking
it to the next level, busting out with something new, everything about me and my hair, when girls touch my hair, having
fun with a game for years while watching lil david beat thousands of games all day long, having everything set and ready to
go, starting a clap and everyone following you, watching lil david agrue with his mom because he is so ridiculous at agruing
and he says " oh my jesus h. god christ!!!!!!" way too many times, when i break it down, shopping sprees of any kind, watching
people do dumb mistakes on tv, putting commas after my likes and dislikes knowing there is no end, putting pounds of sugar
in my tea, dedicating small objects to people, making the world a better place, early dismissal at school, dominating, all
kinds of pepsi, snapping my fingers and girls coming to my asistance, banging the jukebox with my elbow and making it play
a song, throwing my hat behind me and someone being there to catch it for me, the fact that im the ruler of the world, when
something breaks and you have a backup of it in your closet, when you laugh so hard that tears flow down your face like niagra
falls, getting paid, having your own likes and dislikes, watching lil dave play star wars on his roof, CAPPED LETTERS, underlined
letters, bold letters, confusing the public, hearing every single rapper say "throw your hands in the
air, wave em like you just dont care", pressing the red button that looks like it would do something but actually doesnt,
Round Three
being out of school, when i stand on my balcony and lift weights, working out in general, when
you skateboard infront of a bunch of little kids and they clap when you do something all mega easy, the feeling you get when
you see someone you havent seen in forever, shopping ha, typing all mega fast and going ahead of what your thinking of saying,
being at school and doing this instead of work, myspacing, music so good it bops your head, c-walking, the feeling after shaving
and brushing your teeth, the first cut into construction paper, when people flip out and get all mega mad, random weird things
out of place, when you find out the person you love loves you more, tara reid omg omg. when girls touch my skin and their
like "oooooo thats soo soft like oh my gawd", when people understand, when you seem to land everything on a skateboard perfect,
when i see a girl looking at me and when we talk i perdict shes gonna say something about my hair and then shes like "you
have really beautiful hair!" and im like "ha i soo perdicted that", cracking codes, being amazed at what you did or can do,
realizing that i fell through a crate and could of died, jamming to panic! at the disco with tone, headbanging with tone in
his truck at a red light in the middle of the night next to some family forever and the family is forced to watch us, when
me and tone see a girl bend over and we both go "daaaaamnnnn!!!" being in deep thought, watching "The Rock" while your all
mega high, when your so high and you and someone else thats high make eye contact and smile, when everyone is getting food
at a fast food resturaunt and your already full so you dont have to spend any money, when people do obsurd drugs and they
think its cool but its funny, sitting at the house after a hard days night, going to a show and having 4 girls booty dance
all over you,
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Rain, NEISD police, lil david, hitting small rocks when skating, freezing weather, short nails, ants, stuck
up girls, fat girls, fat women, fat guys, fat people in general, Annoying people, Anything on 98.5 the beat, wasting
days, being bored, charging any kind of equipment, monotone people, slow computers, fatal fury, batteries that run out, food
that takes a long time to order, long lines, no gas, crashing, walking, broken decks, broken bearings or trucks, cold showers,
no milk for cereal, lighting, nintendo ds, hypocrites, people that brag, loose sock elastic, unoriginal people, wet toliet
seats, loose pants, yelling, staticy hair, people that mumble(lil david), people that have bad hearing, ear wax, taking
a crap, lost remotes, mucas, waiting at the doctors office, scratched cds, jamming your toe on something, furious people,
bad odors, high water pants, no food, when your shirt shrinks, waking up from an alarm, lectures, school, homework, grease,
misquitos, trolls, hellboy, dirty dancing in havanna nights, dirt in your nails, dustin rios, overalls, allergies, being sick,
broken things, what if questions, worthless inventions, Dr. phill, going to sleep late and waking up late, watery eyes, yawning,
cramps, shaving, short nails, untied shoelaces, unmatching clothes,heavy backpacks, holding your hand up for a teacher and
they dont see you, teachers that dont give up, crappy streets, wet grass, school days, sweating, long white socks, knobbed
ledges, unfair peoples, when i have short hair, when your pants keep falling down, useless pockets, dropping change, when
its so hot that you can feel the heat in the air, biting your tongue, being hungry, scraping your hands, people that talk
shit, be bullys, steal, or do crimes, ridiculous laws, when you ask someone not to do something and they do it, when people
tell you their dreams(because they are telling you a bunch of nonsense that didnt happen), waking up nasty, sweaty, or sick,
any kind of sickness, especially ear infections(pure hell), splinters, anything that li david touches, has been touched, comes
out of, says, listens to, views with his eyes, breathed, and dreamed of, sneezing, holes in clothes, television, impossible
things, all bugs, math, being nervous, being scared, not being able to do a trick, making a squeeky noise with your shoe and
everyone thinks you farted, papers without holes, forgeting to do homework, forgeting any supplies, being bored, not understanding
something, being extremely busy, having to cancel plans, mistakes, when your talking to someone and they start talking to
someone else, when ten people are talking to you at the same time, people that think they can take us on, repeating yourself,
rushing, wet hair, jokes that are not funny, standing, september(i dont know why), anything that stinks, when someone tells
you a thirty minute joke and its not even funny, freezing or being extremely hot, when my hair curls crazy and is shaped weird,
when i spend forever trying to do something and i realize that it is pointless, burning myself, being dizzy, headaches, mustaches,
wolverine sideburns, dandruff, tired during the whole day, making a fool of yourself, spider webs, climbing up a high cliff
and finding a cave at the top and inside that cave there is a giant ball of web with a rodent inside and so you freak out
and try to go back down as fast as you can, when people get mad for no reason, when scalf breaks the crownpoint sign, getting
CTWs when i wasnt even skating, your mom, a room light that is out of tune, when you go to someone elses house and it has
that bad smell, when you wave at someone in the hallway and they dont see you, when you see someone you knew a year ago and
you make eye contact for a split second and both of yous try to look away as fast as you can, when you drool all over your
pillow, when you live with a creature that trys to convince you to play games with him, vampires, frankenstein, andy rictor,
the people that get on the desk ride with conan and they dont even act good, taking a bad picture, burning a cd that doesnt
work, trying to lift something heavy and farting, getting shot in the head, erasers that smear everywhere, dust, dust, david,
dust, walking through wet grass, making an etch a sketch and accedently shake it, anime, when something runs outta
memory, losing blitiz(rare) or THUG(also rare), drowning, putting gasoline all over your body and being placed into a bag
that is tied up and set on fire, dirt in your nails, when people disrespect, having to do dirty dishes, when things just dont
turn out right, that one wheel on the shopping cart that is messed up, opening up a bag of chips and its already half full,
on the edge of falling asleep and someone wakes you up, waking up and realizing that your dream was a dream and not reality,
being locked up, grounded, having bad grades, looking at your absents and realizing that you have to go to school for the
rest of the year, not being late, failing a class because you didnt show up enough and the school doesnt tell you about it,
the school calling you down to the office and so you wake up from class in the M building and go all the way to the office
and wait for thirty minutes and when you are called up they tell you that you owe twenty five cents and you say you dont have
it so you go all the way back to the top floor of the M building and right when you put your head down again the bell rings,
when teachers ring bells, bang your your desks, or yell by your ear to wake you up and you wake up with your heart going a
million miles per hour, when people dont know the answer to something and the teacher waits for like ten minutes for someone
to answer and you cant take it no more so you say the answer, when anything on your body or anything period gets dirty, music
that hurts your ears, stupid holidays, when people you dont like follow you, Forgeting to brush teeth, taking a crap and then
five minutes later you realize you have to take another one, when you fall when its freezing cold outside, rolling your ankle,
tea without enough sugar, touching a tree with sap, getting mustard on your shirt, heavy rock music with organs in the background,
any type of scary monster, when you watch a dvd and it glitches up, when you watch a video and the tracking goes all rowdy
crazy, when you laugh and you start choking on whatever you were drinking, when you accedently spit when you talk, when you
type a whole crap load of stuff and it gets erased, saying hi to someone in the hall and they dont see you, having to fart
during class, having a raging boner during class, slipping on ice or algae, running through a low ditch so that your
back is bent and then you lift up a little while running and skid the life outta you, pocket watches, chains connected to
wallets that hang outta your pocket, no toliet paper, A HOUSE OF MIRRORS, A HOUSE OF GLASS, things that are out of tune, when
your cd player breaks, forgetting what you were thinking, when you are having a conversation and you dont get a chance to
say what you want to say and all of a sudden the conversation changes and you cant say what you want to say, saying something
you werent asupose to say, when someone else says something they werent asupose to say, anybody with the name of eugene besides
the eugene that has to put down the axe, jumping into freezing cold water, giving lil ditch dog respect, when people look
at you and then write something down secretly and then looks at you again only to repeat the process over and over again until
you slowly take steps backward, when someone asks you to do a favor a thousand times in the nicest way, bleeding, coughing,
sneezing some many times in a row that you get everyones attention, shirts that are fake looking, pants that are split at
the bottom, when people keep piling up the trash can when it is already at the top, people that ask you for money everytime
they see you, people that ask you to skip school everyday and smoke, people that are very school spirited, people that are
gonna ask you if your gonna to prep rallys or football games, when people act fake and lie to be cool or fit in, when people
lie to you and you figure it out ten years later, when people remember the unnessary stuff that happened, when people complain
about the stupidest things, getting so sweaty that you dont want to move, taking a shower and the water burns you, when anything
bad happens to a computer, blisters, something that stops you from skating, mold, DUST, when speakers are crappy, watching
someone suffer, watching someone do other stuff when you want to be with them, music that is so annoying that its not even
music its just a bunch of yelling, when someone stands right next to you and doesnt say one thing, trying to pull open a door
for hours until you realize that you have to push it open, when the sound is moving too slow or fast than the movie, barbarians,
trying to spell something right forever, cannibals, when people stare at you for no reason, when your eating and a guy in
the corner of the resturant is staring at you, when all else fails, cereal that has no sugar, when all the chinese plums are
gone, being dirty, having dirty dry hands, cutting your nails too short, choking, when people think its funny to hit you with
rubber bands, when people mess with you in your sleep, in the shower, and when your with a girl you like, being disturbed,
when you go skating and most of the people sit down after five minutes, looking back at all the money i spent on pokemon cards,
when everyone talks crap behind each other but they act like theyre friends, when you rent a movie and they have the wrong
movie in the box, people with the most obsurd tattoos, when someone has a million piercings on their face, looking all over
the house for the most simplest everyday things such as scotch tape, flashlights, scissors, or even a remote control, having
a window in your house where everyone can see in and you cant see out,
Round 2 Nigga
when batteries run out in anything, when you get ready to go skate and everything is perfect and you step
outside and its thunderstorming, when you plan to have a party and it doesnt go through, the staute of liberty, when you battle
someone in freestyling and the other person raps slow and stupid and stutters to make it sound cool but its bogus, when fat
girls try to hug me, when people say that "lashae" has changed their lives and made it worth living, saturday school and night
school, actually regular school too, "free will" by Rush, "Urgent" by foregner, light colored blue jeans, tight pants, jean
shorts, dip, harry potter, mega big cd players, when you burn a cd and it doesnt work, when my shirts shrink, peolple who
think weed is their god, shallow pools, falling down stairs, FALLING THROUGH CRATES, when your scared to switch ollie a 4
stair, when someone curses and is monotone at the same time, when 3 people hang out and 2 of them are talking and the other
is looking the other way thinking, being sore, when you miss the bus by 2 seconds, when people freak out for no reason(scalf,
ruben, etc), jason x, when someone says their going to do something and they dont, being whipped to death, waking up after
smoking the night before, people that say "man i was gonna fight that guy" and they werent even close to that guy at all,
The Federalist, The fact that LBJ closes, skating when its super cold, when its so cold that your nose doesnt stop running,
myspace top 8, when you start clapping and no one else follows you, turning in applications and no one calling you back, being
deep within the abyss, when the movie you want is not at blockbuster, when people diss someone elses tagging or pieces, when
a remix of a song sounds worse, AUGUST 11, 1877 3:00PM, the holka polka, getting drinks at resturants and you cant refill
them, toes, the codes on the bottom of soda caps that you type in on the computer for a chance to win something stupid, knots
in hair, when you have to fart all mega bad and theirs a super hot girl next to you, when your penis comes out of the slit
on your boxers, paint markers being all mega expensive, listening to gayboy music in a car and you have to listen to it, having
your hair caught on fire, people who think fighting is cool, when someone is mowing their yard when your sleeping, waking
up in the middle of the night and trying to decide if you want to get up and go to the restroom, skydiving and realizing you
forgot your parachute halfway to the ground, when your belt hurts you when your skating, when someone walks into a room and
sees you doing something but it looks as if you were doing something gay but you werent, people who think their hard
cause they could type fast, and people who try to impress you by typing and looking at you at the same time but they look
like idiots cause for 1: they're typing half of the shit wrong and 2: it just looks ridiculous typing and looking sideways,
people who talk about how much they have sex or gonna have sex or shit related to that cause no one cares, people who bitch,
people who bitch about people bitching, bitches who get bitchslapped and bitch about it, bitches who bitch about other btches
bitching about gettin bitchslapped, female dogs, when people fart in your room, when someone is licking another persons asshole
and the person farts right in their fuckin mouth cause thats just horrible man i mean thats the worse thing you could do to
someone is just fart in their mouth, when someone tells you "to be known" when you come around that area, walking into enemy
territory, people with three eyes, a pocket veto, schools nobodys ever heard of, gum on your shoe, when you need new shoes
but cant get them, angle pictures of people on myspace, the words "lol", "stfu", "a/s/l", "ttyl", when someone interupts the
best part of a song, girls with loose pants, the rusty trombone, nelly, young geezy, those commericals about "jokes" that
you could get by texting a certain code to them, motel 6, boogeyman, not getting school off on presidents day, waking up on
the wrong side of my head, when people mumble, that guy from las palapas that one night that was saying "taco taco taco taco
taco" for like 15 mintues while we all laugh to death, desks with chairs connected to them, when people lurk behind you, people
who pop their collas. people who wear pink shirts and think its cool, people who have shirts size XXXXL when they need a small,
people who think their better than me in pool, super bright neon pants, girls with their hair in ponytails, microwaves that
dont spin the food, tvs connected to like all these crazy mad digital connections and devices and you have to use like 50
controllers to turn it on and especially when you try to figure out watch channel the movie is on, Ean Cavazos, when im at
a show and everyone is having a good time until scalfs ex girlfriend walks in with her friend, Falling asleep while your standing,
waking up bald but then actually waking up and realizing it was a bad dream, people that arent looking at you in pictures,
when you realize youve been listening to hardcore gay pumping techno music, when you say a joke in class and a few people
laugh but then the "other class clown" says it super loud and everyone laughs and im like "wtf thats my joke", floor action,
the right to be treated equal, speakers with no bass, when your so high or drunk that you think your busting a super good
flow but your actually mumbling in your sleep, lasers in my eye, guys with lips so big they just hang there among their chin
and wait, guys that say they have huge cocks, people that compare system of a down and pink floyd, bright neon colored clothes,
people who blink all mega fast, when someone is taking a picture of you and your like holding your position for like an hour
cause the camera messes up and they fix it and have it held up for like ever and the flash comes out all mega slow and you
look like an idiot the whole time, cd players with huge ass headphones, itunes, when your thoart itches, when it takes a super
mega long time for a page to open on the internet cause then your basically just sitting in a chair and thats all mega gay,
when people say the words i say, being hungry in a buffet surrounded by people eating and you cant eat for some strange reason,
people that say i type slow when i type almost twice as fast as them especially when i dont even own a computer and they do,
people (like scalf(yes scalfs human)) who change their whole myspace everyday, when scalf puts up aways on aim saying "depressed"
or "im sad right now leave me alone" when hes right next to me and hes all laughing, people who brag about how fast they could
type cause thats seriously the lowest form of anything i mean i would rather brag about being a spelling bee champion in 5th
grade than how fast i could type, the worm forward, people who walk forward, people who say there will never be peace, paper
cuts in the eye, guys that wear girl pants, itchy anything, jeresys, hardcore dancing, poland, south dakota, remixes of songs
cause all it is is a bunch of more people singing and more nonsense yelling in the background, the black marker that comes
with the markers which are suppose to smell good, when my shirts shrink, the trailors on san andreas, losing your soul
to bolo, movies that begin by showing the golden state bridge, micheal keaton movies besides batman, that laffy taffy song,
fog, pointless channels that you are forced to watch, the smell of relatives' houses, when the government keeps coming out
with new money just to confuse the hell outta immigrants and low IQ people like tone, hats that fall off easy, trying
to find a pencil sharpener, people who think ipod headphones are the best, myspace addicts, floppy disks, metal trashcans,
when you have a song stuck in your head, people, fiesta texas, sea world, body slides at splash town,
The Dislikes About Taking a Crap
sitting there and getting a circle around your butt for sitting all mega long, when water splashes
all over your butt, when its hot in the restroom and you get all sweaty, the smell itself, the fact that your half naked especially
when you were just walkin around the house with no shirt on and you had to take one so now it looks ridiculous, the fact that
you have to put EVERYTHING to the side and waste time taking one, when you have to wipe forever, when someone is knocking
at the door and you cant go get it so you try to hurry all mega fast, when the poop is stuck to your anus and you have to
wiggle to drop it, when someone is waiting to use the restroom and the toliet is all skidded up from your poop, when the restroom
becomes a toxic room, when the seat is broken and you have to balance at a certain degree, when you fart and it echos all
mega loud cause of the toilet space,
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